Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Living the Good Life 


As usual I have been very remiss about keeping up this blog. I promise to write much more frequently in future.

It's amazing to think that Hester and I have been living in Ayton Upthorpe for over 3 years now. The enclosed picture was taken from outside our Village Hall a few months ago. I have to give Hester the credit for the lenswork. I 've got myself one of those little digital camera things that are so popular now and will post some of my own shots in due course.

Hester has flourished in the countryside and is now a keen gardener. Thankfully she hasn't got any more begging letters since  the RBS bonus thing died down. She seems much more relaxed now. I wonder if Miss Amy Childs ever did get the bojangle, or whatever she called it, for her dear pussy. She seemed a lovely old girl.

I could witter on for hours (Hester will testify to that) but I intend to adopt a new policy of little and often when it comes to my musings.

Take care my dears.


Saturday, 25 February 2012

It's all got a bit Hester-ical.

It seems there is a rumour going around that my beloved earns a lot of money. I assure you that this is ,sadly, not the case. She is the victim of mistaken identity.

Recent press reports that "Hester earns £1.2m annually" may well have some foundation, but it does not refer to my dear partner. Someone, who works for the Royal Bank of Scotland, is scooping this money. I don't know who she is, but I will be having a few stiff words when I track her down.

We have had a lot of begging letters, and I do feel for some of the writers.

Miss Childs of Essex, is particularly close to my heart. I am sure you are an elderly lady in similar circumstances to myself. I am most touched by your request for money to spend on your pussy. No doubt you live alone, and wish to spend some money on pampering. I am however, concerned that you wish to have it shaved and covered in diamonds. Is this really the best way to treat your cat? Our local vet certainly doesn't offer this service.

Hope I have cleared up any misunderstandings.