Douglas Bader Syndrome + Sherry =

I have a technical problem which means I cannot post the picture of my bruise. This relates to the title. I keep forgetting that I cannot turn quickly with my condition. I simply fall over and hurt myself. It was a beauty. Very large, and very colourful. I picked a fight with a doorpost and the score was Marteen 0 Doorpost 1. Also painful, but I grinned and bore it. Like a woman does. Will share it with you when things settle down. I have not done a proper rant for ages, but the fact the "McCann Circus" is back in town, yet again, is all I need. So the police have found a bag containing clothes. And some of them are covered in DNA that is NOT Maddy's. Gosh, what a breakthrough. This means that the suspect list is narrowed down to only all the 6 billion people on this planet, minus Maddy. I now expect an early conclusion to this affair. I would think it will all be over by Christmas. Or am I confusing it with World War One?