Wednesday, 24 October 2007

1 Pin Bowling

Got up this morning. And promptly fell over! Clearly last night's sherry ration has worn off by now so there must be another reason. There is. And I have touched on this problem before. I suffer from "Douglas Bader Syndrome". This rare condition causes my legs to turn into a mixture of wood and jelly. Not as tasty as it sounds. They do this and then revert to something more supportive, at will. As a consequence of the recent excitement in my life (which aggravates the condition) I am covered in cuts, bruises and sore bits. On the upside I can now fly a Spitfire despite never having had any training. Next time I will cover "Adolph Hitleritis". Sufferers have an uncontrollable urge to eat bratwurst and take over the world. Damn you World War Two types and your strange afflictions......

5 comments:

Old Knudsen said...

Douglas Bader Syndrome

we fought the Japs at Normandy just so the likes of you can make comments like that. Bader was a great man though not very tall. I told him his flying wing formation was a load of bollocks then I kicked his arse, he took it well and never tried to run from the beatings I gave him, he did try to crawl though but not very fast.

Martyne said...

I thought for a minute there that you were going to give me the old "I died in two world wars for the likes of you" routine. Didn't we fight the Japs in Ypres or Mons? Or is that just my love of all things Belgian and exciting taking over?

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