Thursday, 28 June 2007

Major rethink

Have had time to reflect on my choice of "Eight Dirty Little Secrets". Call me old fashioned, you won't be the first, but I like to put commas or full stops after a closing parenthesis. Not only am I a pedantic old bag but I am now questioning my sexuality in my twilight years. I hate Katie as a person, but I now realise that I have a strong desire to sh*g the butt off her. Where does that come from? As an alumna of Girton it is very embarrassing. The girls could well shun me. We were taught to chase after guys, especially rich ones, and here I am going on about the gorgeous Justine Henin, and sexy Katie. Never said I had a sexual preference but George Clooney is still on my "Things to do Before I Die" list. Know what I mean.